Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Watched Team America: World Police. This movie is crazy! it's all about cheesy stereotypes about other nations from an American perspective. The story is kinda cool and it's all done with puppets! So i finally get to figure what Capt'n D is talking about.. 'dirka dirka!'.. This movie is done with the usual South Park whackyness. Alot better than the one i just watched Tears of the Sun.
Oh lord this movie sucked. I thought it was going to be at least a typical war movie with butt kicking and what not. There are TONS of serious errors and continuity problems. I was half wrong, it's a treehugger movie where Bruce Willis and his Navy Seals' original mission was to save Monica Belucci for no reason other than shes an American Doctor in a typical politically unstable African nation. The first 20min woulda been mission accomplished with one error, Monica Belucci wanted to bring her patients with her to safety. Somehow Bruce Willis agrees and the village makes this huge trek. 1st continuity error was that he told them that they had 30min to pack and move it looked like 10pm, all of a sudden it looks like it's noon time and they're still getting ready. So they trek and Ms. Belucci starts complaining that the village is tired from all this walking, well madam, shes the one asking all these people to go with her, she does this about 3-4times (i lost count).
They get to the pickup zone, Bruce Willis tricks the village by ditching them when only 2 helos came to rescue. Well they go and he feels bad and returns, hows that for following directions. He goes back and puts village folk in and decided to make another trek to another location (more Monica Belucci moaning). It seemed that the Navy Seal Captain is whipped by the Unknown American Doctor following all her commands. So they move and move and for some unknown reason theres a gang of 'rebels' following, which doesn't make sense. Ooo plot twist, some retard is carrying a transmitter that the rebels can figure out where they are. How did they get all this technology? Better yet, the Navy seals seem to have a Panasonic Toughbook with their own Satillite which can take live details of the rebel troop movement. So the last stand the rebels have like 4 zillion people with snipers, and they're fighting 7 Navy Seals. In the first battle scene the Seals just run forward spraying like mad at who-knows-what. The Seals kill like a handfull, and one of the 7 gets injured. Then another salvo, so another rush from the Seals spraying in the air one handed. ok, then here and there a Navy seal eats it. I thought Navy Seals never leave their dead, i guess they do in this one. There are some serious bleeding heart scenes, like one village girl gets hit, so a navy seal drops his gun in the middle of the firefight and draws his pistol to help out the girl, both die. I was actually surprised on how much pistoling they were doing. i guess whoever had alot more leftover pistol ammo than rifle. They scat for a bit and theres a calm, Bruce Willis gets a call (?) from his commander saying that this is all an international snafu and he's by himself. He also finds out that one of the guys is the son of the Nations President, ok, They all happen to be in some Church waay away from the capitol which was just announced that the presidents family was assassinated in the beginning of the movie, yet he saw it all happen.
In the end every Seal gets hit 2-5 times each, some die, one just stares at his friend dying and decides to ditch him. They are almost at the boarder and this major rush of the 4 zillion rebels come. All of a sudden 2 F-18's call up Bruce Willis who tells them that he's near the smoke grenade. How do 2 F-18's flying at 600-900mph be able to see smoke, and aim their Missles with bomblets (not bombs) so that they miss the Seals but zap all 4 zillion rebels? i dunno. They limp their way to the border where the Ship captain pops out of the Helo and is glad that 4 of the 7 is breathing.
This movie sucked like no other, it made you want to slap Monica Belucci, she has this love-all humans crap. It showed alot of violence such as the rebels raping and torturing, it's wasted extra minutes, but i guess thats what they want you to see. Makes you wanna ditch tree huggers who wanna bring everybody with them. Today i: was going into convulsions, rebel snipers, wireless(?) claymores, the running seal with the m4 rifle shooting full auto with his teammate also running fullbore spraying his m14, f-18's with the wrong missles (it showed them loaded with AIM-120 air-to-air missiles, unlike at least the AGM-85 Maverick, TV guided air-to-ground missile), at least make it somewhat right. Who did they go to for this consulting? World Police:Team America???
At least in the movie The Punisher, the only error was, the main character has Safariland thigh holsters on both legs but it shows them with Berettas but then draws Custom 1911's.
This is a sweet post.. i seriously hate movies. get me outta here, speaking of which, tommorrow it's Northstar time!!
Oh lord this movie sucked. I thought it was going to be at least a typical war movie with butt kicking and what not. There are TONS of serious errors and continuity problems. I was half wrong, it's a treehugger movie where Bruce Willis and his Navy Seals' original mission was to save Monica Belucci for no reason other than shes an American Doctor in a typical politically unstable African nation. The first 20min woulda been mission accomplished with one error, Monica Belucci wanted to bring her patients with her to safety. Somehow Bruce Willis agrees and the village makes this huge trek. 1st continuity error was that he told them that they had 30min to pack and move it looked like 10pm, all of a sudden it looks like it's noon time and they're still getting ready. So they trek and Ms. Belucci starts complaining that the village is tired from all this walking, well madam, shes the one asking all these people to go with her, she does this about 3-4times (i lost count).
They get to the pickup zone, Bruce Willis tricks the village by ditching them when only 2 helos came to rescue. Well they go and he feels bad and returns, hows that for following directions. He goes back and puts village folk in and decided to make another trek to another location (more Monica Belucci moaning). It seemed that the Navy Seal Captain is whipped by the Unknown American Doctor following all her commands. So they move and move and for some unknown reason theres a gang of 'rebels' following, which doesn't make sense. Ooo plot twist, some retard is carrying a transmitter that the rebels can figure out where they are. How did they get all this technology? Better yet, the Navy seals seem to have a Panasonic Toughbook with their own Satillite which can take live details of the rebel troop movement. So the last stand the rebels have like 4 zillion people with snipers, and they're fighting 7 Navy Seals. In the first battle scene the Seals just run forward spraying like mad at who-knows-what. The Seals kill like a handfull, and one of the 7 gets injured. Then another salvo, so another rush from the Seals spraying in the air one handed. ok, then here and there a Navy seal eats it. I thought Navy Seals never leave their dead, i guess they do in this one. There are some serious bleeding heart scenes, like one village girl gets hit, so a navy seal drops his gun in the middle of the firefight and draws his pistol to help out the girl, both die. I was actually surprised on how much pistoling they were doing. i guess whoever had alot more leftover pistol ammo than rifle. They scat for a bit and theres a calm, Bruce Willis gets a call (?) from his commander saying that this is all an international snafu and he's by himself. He also finds out that one of the guys is the son of the Nations President, ok, They all happen to be in some Church waay away from the capitol which was just announced that the presidents family was assassinated in the beginning of the movie, yet he saw it all happen.
In the end every Seal gets hit 2-5 times each, some die, one just stares at his friend dying and decides to ditch him. They are almost at the boarder and this major rush of the 4 zillion rebels come. All of a sudden 2 F-18's call up Bruce Willis who tells them that he's near the smoke grenade. How do 2 F-18's flying at 600-900mph be able to see smoke, and aim their Missles with bomblets (not bombs) so that they miss the Seals but zap all 4 zillion rebels? i dunno. They limp their way to the border where the Ship captain pops out of the Helo and is glad that 4 of the 7 is breathing.
This movie sucked like no other, it made you want to slap Monica Belucci, she has this love-all humans crap. It showed alot of violence such as the rebels raping and torturing, it's wasted extra minutes, but i guess thats what they want you to see. Makes you wanna ditch tree huggers who wanna bring everybody with them. Today i: was going into convulsions, rebel snipers, wireless(?) claymores, the running seal with the m4 rifle shooting full auto with his teammate also running fullbore spraying his m14, f-18's with the wrong missles (it showed them loaded with AIM-120 air-to-air missiles, unlike at least the AGM-85 Maverick, TV guided air-to-ground missile), at least make it somewhat right. Who did they go to for this consulting? World Police:Team America???
At least in the movie The Punisher, the only error was, the main character has Safariland thigh holsters on both legs but it shows them with Berettas but then draws Custom 1911's.
This is a sweet post.. i seriously hate movies. get me outta here, speaking of which, tommorrow it's Northstar time!!
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