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Friday, February 09, 2007

Level Of Difficulty at Work: .5 out of 10
NapTime During Lunch: Medium

Greed is good, come get yours!

1)Forgot to put that the Average American's Savings Rate is NEGATIVE one percent. Sweet! One more end of the world sign..

2)Poor Anna Nicole. When people pass away (is this term blase` now? 'Dead or Died' seems to be news media's new phrase) they are often remembered for whatever good things they've accomplished. This one is opposite, you can't make this stuff up! Now Anna Nicole leaves a trail of destruction and soon-to-be lawsuits left n right. I do applaud her, she worked it and got away with it. Which seems to be the trend these days.
-Married a 85+ year old dood worth 1.6 billion. They met at a strip club, she was the stripper.
-He died the next year, she obtained 470+ million from that.
-Son of 85+ Year old dood screams bloody murder about this 470+ million, fights the courts for 12 years, HE then dies of old age. (Stress related?)
-She gives birth to a daughter and all of a sudden her 20-year old son passes away.
-Now everybody is going to fight for this 'half-billion dollar baby'. Past possible baby daddy's are gonna spring up stating that he's the father. Heck, i'm the father!
-This should go on Maury Povich for some reason..

Makes me wanna drink and go sleep with best friends wives and become mayor or something.. I feel left out.. *sadness*

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