Monday, January 28, 2008
Level Of Difficulty at Work: 0.75 out of 10
Time During Lunch: Medium
Today there was busyness around me. I especially liked one where a lady got stuck in one of the problematic elevators. Once in a while this elevator will either 1)stop between the 1st and 2nd floor 2)drop, giving you that sinking feeling fast, (sorry elevators don't roll). Lady starts freaking out saying she has a medical emergency, she has cancer. What the? Could it be cloisterphobia? No. Anxiety attack? No. Heart Problems? No. The usual gammut of medical problems? No. Just cancer. Is the cancer attacking? No. The engineer is there and he calls the elevator guys. The lady's lawyer comes and freaks out wagering lawsuits for all whos there. Ok, that doesn't really solve anything does it? Total time the lady is there about 25minutes (she claims an hour). Elevator dood comes, talks to the lady and finds out she somehow pushed the elevator stop button. She gets freed while 2 fire engines and an ambulance arrive with axes and gurneys with defribs in the ready. She refuses medical treatment. what about the cancer?
In other gizmo toy news.
Anybody want a ultra mad flashlight that can start fires?
From Wicked Lasers Inc. Appropriately named the torch. 300$ 4100 lumens, 15 minute run time.
A $300 flashlight that runs for 15 minutes? ehh i dunno..
Time During Lunch: Medium
Today there was busyness around me. I especially liked one where a lady got stuck in one of the problematic elevators. Once in a while this elevator will either 1)stop between the 1st and 2nd floor 2)drop, giving you that sinking feeling fast, (sorry elevators don't roll). Lady starts freaking out saying she has a medical emergency, she has cancer. What the? Could it be cloisterphobia? No. Anxiety attack? No. Heart Problems? No. The usual gammut of medical problems? No. Just cancer. Is the cancer attacking? No. The engineer is there and he calls the elevator guys. The lady's lawyer comes and freaks out wagering lawsuits for all whos there. Ok, that doesn't really solve anything does it? Total time the lady is there about 25minutes (she claims an hour). Elevator dood comes, talks to the lady and finds out she somehow pushed the elevator stop button. She gets freed while 2 fire engines and an ambulance arrive with axes and gurneys with defribs in the ready. She refuses medical treatment. what about the cancer?
In other gizmo toy news.
Anybody want a ultra mad flashlight that can start fires?
From Wicked Lasers Inc. Appropriately named the torch. 300$ 4100 lumens, 15 minute run time.
A $300 flashlight that runs for 15 minutes? ehh i dunno..
Labels: Silly Work Stuff, TechNews
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